A short/quick post-II

Well,I just can’t help myself from laughing when i read this piece of work from some dude.Let’s just say it has something to do with ‘softwares’…..thought should share with you people>>

“Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend
7.0
to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the
new
program began unexpected child
processing that took up a lot of space
and valuable resources. In addition,
Wife 1.0 installed itself into all
other
programs and now monitors all other
system activity. Applications such as
Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting
and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no
longer run, crashing the system
whenever
selected.I cant seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the
background while attempting to run my
favorite applications. Im thinking
about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but
the uninstall doesnt work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!”

Thanks,
A Troubled User.
______________________________________
REPLY:
“Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men
complain bout. Many people upgrade from
Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking
that it is just a Utilities and
Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an
OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its
Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also
impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to
return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is
impossible to uninstall, or purge the
program files from the system once
installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0
because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0
manual
under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I
recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and
work
on improving the situation. I suggest
installing the background application
Yes Dear to alleviate software
augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter
the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
ultimately you will have to give the
APOLOGIZE command before the system
will
return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a
great program, but it tends to be very
high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with
several support programs, such as Clean
and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills
4.2. However, be very careful how you
use these programs. Improper use will
cause the system to launch the program
Nag, Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the
only way to improve the performance of
Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional
software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and
Diamonds 5.0! WARNING!!! DO NOT, under
any circumstances, install Secretary
With Short Skirt 3.3. This application
is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will
cause irreversible damage to the
operating system.”

Best of luck,
Tech Support

LOL